I was looking at my news feed on facebook yesterday, and I came across an insult that went something like “I wear heels bigger than your dick.” Woah. Let’s just pause here for a moment. There are two ways to take this, either you wear some really uncomfortable and impractical shoes, or you are mocking someone for something that they are literally born with and unable to control. Either way, it’s not looking good on your part. Now then, let’s look at this a bit more. I remember being told that the average male genitalia is about 6 inches. You’re telling me that you wear shoes with heels larger than six inches? That’s a bit excessive, don’t you think? /rant

  1. legiblerambling posted this